The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April Fool’s issue. Features will resume publishing normal content next week.

Dust mites, skin cells and bed bugs can live in your mattress if you don't keep up with your cleaning schedule ...

The wife’s trick was posted to TikTok and racked up more than 37 million views, including plenty of controversy. “I cleaned the rest of the house this morning, I just needed a break for an hour,” ...

A content creator named Chrissy says she sprinkles glitter in obscure places before her husband starts cleaning to see ...

The popular wedding website helps d.j.s, caterers, and florists find spouses-to-be. Some venders say they’re finding ...

Day is the perfect opportunity to unleash your mischievous side and have some fun with your boyfriend or husband! Whether you ...

Like any mother, I would gladly contract every plague known to nature if it would spare my children pain. But my subject here ...

Savvas Eleftherlades took a trip aboard the Oceania Cruises Riviera ship, setting sail from Athens and took in the Greek ...

There are 150 seats in the House of Representatives, but these are a dozen electoral races you cannot take your eye off.

I had no money growing up,” says Paul Gascoigne, in one of his many soliloquies about life and loss. “I haven’t got any now ...

If you've ever felt like there was someone else with you even though you knew you were completely alone...well, you just ...

Born to Sukumaran, a schoolteacher, and Kamalamma in Neyyattinkara, Thiruvananthapuram in 1959, Jayamohan was struck by acute ...