“During cleanup after a big storm in Kansas City, a large tree limb decided to fall and crush me,” Passan wrote. “The good news: I still have use of my arms, legs, and Twitter finger ...

I MEAN, THE FIBERS. AND IT’S VERY LOUD. LAURA CHENEY HEARD THE TREE LIMB GIVE AND KNEW SHE WAS IN TROUBLE NAVIGATING THE ICE WITH HER DOG, DANDELION MONDAY. SHE REALIZED SHE COULDN’T OUTRUN ...