Carlos Tevez you beautiful, silly, belligerent bastard. Even typing out your name brings on a sort of drumming, relentless sadness, like I’m being kicked in the head by Marcos Rojo wearing steel ...

If you were creating a five-a-side team of players born on one particularly date, it would be pretty hard to beat the February 5 team. We've got Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar, Gheorghe Hagi, Stefan de ...