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It's as if the fruit itself told a '"NOT" joke' to this man, as it presented itself as edible fruit only to wind up being inedible plastic fruit instead. Indeed, only in The Far Side can fruit ...

Or how about the fruit that was busy on a Friday night? Why? He had a date. If you consider these antics top-tier comedy, then you'll definitely have to bring these funny food jokes to the dinner ...