Dana Carvey's Church Lady character opened "Saturday Night Live" with her talkshow ... There's 17 days left to Christmas," says the Church Lady. "You had me at 17!" says Gaetz.

(WBAY) - A woman was sentenced to one year in the Brown County Jail for a burglary at a De Pere church that happened on Christmas ... Lady of Lourdes church and school just before 5 p.m. that ...