Anne Geddes made a fortune from ‘perfect baby’ snaps. Has she met her match in my toddler? Geddes shot to fame with her snaps of newborns cuddled up in flower pots.

The air is warm — warm enough to make you want to fall asleep — and smells ... If you announce an open call for babies to be photographed by Anne Geddes, you get a lot of weirdo parents.